Apple iPhone 15 (128 GB) – Black

Eeh, the iPhone 15 Black: Is it Worth Selling Your Goat, My Friend? – By Duitems Uganda

Alright, my people! Duitems Uganda is here to talk about the new… whispers… iPhone 15! The black one, the one that looks so dark and shiny you could practically see your reflection and fix your hair before greeting your in-laws.

Now, we’ve seen iPhones before. We’ve admired them from afar, perhaps even pressed our noses against the glass windows of those fancy shops in Kampala. But the iPhone 15… it’s got a certain presence. Like a powerful chief, commanding attention wherever it goes.

This 128GB black beauty is calling to us. 128GB! Think of all the photos of your grandchildren, all the videos of your chickens, all the funny WhatsApp forwards you can store! No more deleting precious memories just to make room for that hilarious video of your neighbor’s goat escaping the enclosure.

Apple is talking about a better camera. They’re saying it can take pictures so clear you can see the tiny hairs on a mango. Is this necessary? Maybe not. But let’s be honest, who doesn’t want a camera that can make a roasted chicken look like it belongs in a magazine? Think of the Instagram likes! Think of the #FoodPorn possibilities!

And the design! They say it’s got a new kind of metal on the sides. Stronger, they say. Durable. Now, here at Duitems Uganda, we know strong and durable. We’ve seen things. We’ve built things. But if this phone can survive a boda-boda ride through a pothole the size of a small well, then we’re impressed.

Of course, the big question on everyone’s mind: the price. [Deep breath] Ah, the price. It’s… let’s just say it requires some serious consideration. You might be thinking of selling a few goats. Maybe even a cow. Is it worth it?

Here’s the Duitems Uganda truth: the iPhone 15 is a luxury. It’s not a necessity. You can live without it. You can take perfectly good pictures with your current phone. You can still chat with your relatives on WhatsApp.

But… it’s an iPhone. It’s the status symbol. It’s the envy of your friends. And let’s be real, sometimes, we all deserve a little bit of envy.

So, should you buy it? That’s up to you, my friend. Weigh the pros and cons. Consider your budget. Think about your goats.

But if you do decide to take the plunge, remember Duitems Uganda. We’ll be here, taking pictures of our own goats with our slightly less fancy phones, admiring you from afar… and maybe, just maybe, saving up for our own iPhone 15 next year.

Now, excuse me, I need to go see how much a particularly plump goat is fetching these days…